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from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
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I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
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Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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