# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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