so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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