I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Can I color on your dick again?
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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