there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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