I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
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I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
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either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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