making cat noises will not fix the situation.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
Randomize
