I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
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So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
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I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!π
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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