When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
you inspire me to be a worse person
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
Naked Twister starts at high noon
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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