Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
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I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
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You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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