Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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