you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
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She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
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Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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