just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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