So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
wanna go halves on a baby?
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
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It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
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In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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