Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
i've created a new STD.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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