so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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