You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
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Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
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Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet