sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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