oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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