Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
