We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
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YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
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having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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