i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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