My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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