I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
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I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
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In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
dude. I can hear the air.
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