doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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