Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
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It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
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i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
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