dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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