i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
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I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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