**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
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christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
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I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
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