...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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