I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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