Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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