what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I look excited, but its just a facade.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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