that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
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I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
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Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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