Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
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