yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
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my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
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Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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