walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
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We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
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People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
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