Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
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She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
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Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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