I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
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You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
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in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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