the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
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i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
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Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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