Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
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So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
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come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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