I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
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So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
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Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...