Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
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Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
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Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook