Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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