Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
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my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
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She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
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