I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
