like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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