Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
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