we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
God I need to hump something, right now.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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