i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
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its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
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Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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