I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
he just fucked me for my cheese.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
Randomize
