we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
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You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
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Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
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