are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
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He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
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Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
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