I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
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she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
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I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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