You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
pop tarts are not kleenex
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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