doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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