So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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